Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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