i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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