She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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