Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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