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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
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You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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