She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Acid is not a monday night drug
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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