She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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