Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
