Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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