Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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