You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Randomize
