she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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