Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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