MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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