I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm too high and old for this...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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