Do vagina's smell?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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