i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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