Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
i think my cat just said my name.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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