Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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