Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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