So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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