i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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