i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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