talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
