ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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