How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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