these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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