no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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