why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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