I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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