Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just had sex on a roof
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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