okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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