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i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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