Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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