Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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