so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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