you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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