I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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