So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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