i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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