I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
