we have officially lost it.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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