I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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