You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Semen is not good for contacts.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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