She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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