jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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