On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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