Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Randomize
