big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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