im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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