the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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