ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
she peed on how many people?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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