i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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