that's an acceptable place to lick
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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