They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
