no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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