I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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